Real World Part 10
By Andrea
Vega and Akuma arrived at the mall and entered the huge place.
Akuma: Now...let's get that punching bag.
Cammy, Blue Mary, and Eliza were walking around and Akuma saw them.
Akuma: Hide!!
Akuma pulls Vega's shirt and yanked him around a corner out of the girls sight.
Vega: What'd you do that for?
Akuma: We don't want them seeing us here. They would probably make us carry all their infernal shopping bags. Then they'd ask us stuff like which dress looks better on them. Such torture. Have you seen the poor helpless saps waiting around for their girlfriend?
Vega nods.
Akuma: Well, we don't want to be in their shoes do we? Bein' stuck in a buncha girly stores with nail polish, dresses, and makeup!! Just thinking about it makes me uneasy.
Vega: Okay then...
Akuma: Follow me, we will not be caught by the opposition!!
Vega: Um...whatever you say Akuma.
Meanwhile at the Arcade....
Sakura sat down on a bench holding the pikachu doll in her hands.
Sakura: Oh...Ryu.
She watched him talking to Chun li.
Sakura: All I have to do is get that little hussie out of the way!! She's a dirty rotten no good man stealer!!
Ryu sat down next to Chun li. Chun li gave his a kiss on the cheek.
Sakura: Oh no she didn't!! Grrr!!
Meanwhile at a skate board video game Mel got up onto the skateboard. Ken stood right near him and Sean and Dan stood on the other side watching the screen to the game.
Sean: Hey, Mel's doin' pretty good. I bet you can't do that good Dan.
Dan: HAHAHAHAH!! Don't make me laugh Sean. Moohoohahah!! I can surely beat this... this child's score at this puny game. HA!! The game is puny..just like Mel!!
Ken: Hey!! That's my kid your talkin' about Dan!!
Dan: I'm well aware that he is of your offspring!! Do you think I'm that stupid!!
Ken: I'll get back to you on that...
Sean chuckles.
Sean: He's just offended by you callin' Mel puny, Dan.
Mel then got off of the skate board.
Sean: Go ahead Dan.
Dan: I'll beat his score or my names not the Great, Ravishing, Intelligent.. DAN HIBIKIIIII!!!
Sean: Just go Dan.
Dan: Don't rush a pro!
Dan got on the skate board and started to play the game.
Meanwhile at the mall....
Cammy: Do you think this lip stick will go with my new outfit?
Blue Mary: Definitely.
Eliza: It'll be pretty.
Cammy smiles.
Cammy: Thanks, you guys are great to shop with.
Meanwhile at another part of the mall...
Akuma scrutinized the punching bag.
Vega: Hope that one doesn't break as soon as the other one did.
Man: It's a great punching bag. Great for...punching!! Hehehe.
Akuma rolls his eyes.
Akuma: Is this going to be durable?
Man: Quite. It's made of superior fabric that's soft enough for a lady but strong enough for a man!!!
Vega and Akuma exchange looks.
Man: It's the best and most high quality and long lasting.
Vega: And at a high price.
Vega snickered.
Man: Minor details.
Vega held the price tag up so Akuma could see it.
Akuma: Holy mother %$?er!!! That's a lot of cash!!! I'll pass!
Vega: Show us something cheaper.
Akuma: Yes...and you will show us something cheaper that's good and durable or You shall feel the wrath of my raging demon!!
Vega: Chill out Akuma.
Meanwhile back at the house....
Guile knocked on the door and Gen answered it.
Guile: Anyone else here?
Gen: Nope, just me. Come in Guile.
Guile walked into the house. Gen looks at the t.v.
Gen: Dang Tequillatubbies.
Guile: Um...I think they're teletubbies.
Gen: Whatever... There a dojo around here.
Guile: Yeah...I saw one.
Gen: Well, give me a lift there Guile.
Guile: Oh...alright.
Guile and Gen walked out of the house and they both got in the front seats. Guile took the drivers seat. Guile was driving down the street.
Gen: Early to bed is early to rise...now go through the Drive Thru and get me some fries!!!
Guile made an abrupt halt and got Gen some fries then got back on the road.
Gen: Thank you little grasshopper.
Guile sighed.
Meanwhile at the arcade...
Dan: I can't believe he beat me!!! Wahhhh!!!
Sean: Calm down Dan. It's just a game.
Dan: yeah...just a stupid game. It's rigged I tell youuuu!!
Sean shakes his head.
Sean: Admit it. Mel beat you, Dan.
Dan grumbles.
Chun li and Ryu go up to the counter to a man to get some more tokens.
Chun li: Um...I'd like change for a 5 in tokens please.
The man named Choi takes out a couple rolls of tokens.
Choi: These rolls are my heart.
Choi beats the rolls against the counter and tokens splatter everwhere.
Chun li and Ryu look at eachother.
Choi: And that's my heart in pieces!!! Boohoohoo!!
Chun li gives him some tissues.
Choi: Thank you. Now go spend Choi tears on silly games of looove!! Booohhooohhooo!!
Chun li: Um...thanks for the tokens.
Chun li and Ryu walked away from the counter.
Meanwhile in Guile's Mustang...
Gen: 100 cups of tea on the wall a 100 cups of tea, if one of them just happens
to fall..99 cups of tea on the wall...
Guile: Isn't it supposed to be beer?
Gen: I don't drink beer. 99 cups of tea on the...
Guile: Stop singing. It's torture to my ears.
Gen: Hmph!! I sing you another song then.
Guile: Oh goodness...
Gen: Sing a happy happy happy happy happy happy song...sing a happy happy happy happy happy...
Guile: Stop!!!
Gen: Let's sing. Gen Gen Bo Ben Bannana Fanna Fo Fin Me My MO Men....Gen!!
Guile: Make the...hurting stop!!!
Gen: Guile Guile Bo Buile Bannana Fanna Fo File Me My Mo Mile...Guile!!