San Francisco

Ryu: This is a true story.

Chun li: Of 7 people.

Cammy: Picked to live in a house.

Dan: uh.......

Akuma: Feel the Mighty Wrath of Akuma!!!

Vega: Find out what happens when people stop being polite and start getting real.

Blue Mary: The Real World San Francisco.

All the tenants arrive at a big house in San Francisco.

Akuma: I'm not fit to live is such atrocious surroundings with such atrocious people!!!

Blue Mary: That's not very nice.

Akuma: Who asked your opinion?!! I'm not very nice anyway!!!

Dan: That's no way to talk to a lady.

Akuma: Bring it on pinky!!!

Dan: Shut up!!!

Akuma: You simple minded bafoon!!

Dan: Shut up!!!

Akuma: You joke to the master world of street fighting!!!

Dan: uh..... Shut up!!!

Vega: Your bickering is becomming a nuisance.

Akuma+Dan: Shut up Vega!!!

Vega: !!!!!

Chun li: Everyone just calm down.

Cammy: Your actin' like bloody 8 year olds!!!

Ryu: I'm going to explore the house.

Chun li: I'm with Ryu.

Akuma: Tomorrow afternoon 3:OO Ryu. We'll have a fighting match. We'll find out who's the better fighter. I'll crush you!!!

Blue Mary: What the hell is your problem Akuma?!!

Akuma: Who says I have a problem?!!!

Blue Mary: I do.

Akuma: Like I care what you think.

Ryu,Chun li,Cammy, and Vega have already gone off to explore the rest of the house. Akuma walks away from Blue Mary and choses on of the bed rooms.

Akuma: This bed room is mine and no one else may join me in this room!!!

Dan: Why'd you choose that room?

Akuma: Because it has an evil aura.

Dan: I just don't get you.

Cammy: I'm going to call Guile. Maybe he can help us out. He's stayin' in a hotel nearby.

In 10 minutes Guile arrives at the house and everyone in the house meets in the living room.

Guile: Akuma, your the faulty link in the chain. Already you have stirred up trouble. Disipline, Justice, Commitment!!!

Akuma: I don't give a *bleep* about your *bleep* motto!!!

Chun li: Um...Guile.

Guile: Not now Li. Don't you see I'm givin' Akuma a talkin' to.

Chun li: But....

Guile: I'm not listening Li.

Akuma: You can't tell me what to do Guile.

Guile: The *bleep* I can!!!

Chun li: Guile!!

Guile: What?

Chun li: Someone put a dent in your 1962 Mustang.

Guile: Bisooooooon!!!

Vega: Looks like he left his mark in your car Guile.

Guile:???

Vega: Looks like his big *bleep* chin made a dent in your car.

Guile: *Bleep* you Bisoooooon!!!!

Guile runs like a lunatic out of the house.